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Dec 4

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

Conversely, the only thing more awkward than being in a steam room full of naked men, is being the only one with a towel on.


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Dec 3
Each slice was perched on a round of Italian bread, but most of the men ate only the meat and stacked the bread slices in front of them, tallying their gluttony like poker players amassing chips.

Each slice was perched on a round of Italian bread, but most of the men ate only the meat and stacked the bread slices in front of them, tallying their gluttony like poker players amassing chips.


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Dec 2

Mad Haiku: The Road Warrior

A boy and his dog
and his 78 Ford Falcon.
Single sleeved, shoulder pad.


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I don't like Sudoku

I don’t like sudoku because I feel like it’s crosswords for robots. Someone once told me though, that they didn’t like it because they thought it was repetitive. That it always was the same numbers over and over again. I may not like sudoku but that seems a bit of a stretch. That’s like saying you don’t like crosswords because it’s just the same 26 letters over and over again.

Man, today’s New York Times crossword is a joke, it’s just like yesterday… a bunch of e’s.


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GPOYW - What I look like after I’ve just spent an hour writing an email on the role of search engine optimization in strategic communications on Twitter for efficiency of evaluation.

GPOYW - What I look like after I’ve just spent an hour writing an email on the role of search engine optimization in strategic communications on Twitter for efficiency of evaluation.


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Nov 19
“Seriously, every time I work out or run it’s like my life gets exponentially better.”

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Nov 16

Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200. Ever.

welcometothejoeman:

No regrets, buddy. Some of us just weren’t meant for the pre-established, stereotypical “greater things.”… Sure, if things were ‘different’, my life today would be a lot easier - but then I wouldn’t be the same person that I am now… Whether I make it big and live in comfort, or die in my car on a trip to nowhere, I’ll be secure in whatever decision I act on…

Few people will ever know the Joeman, but those of us lucky enough too… well, that’s something. I guess.


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Nov 15
The Best Target Ever19 of 20 on target (20th shot was a graze), standing quick fire at 75 yards.

The Best Target Ever
19 of 20 on target (20th shot was a graze), standing quick fire at 75 yards.


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Boondock Saints Two: All Saints Day in review.

Boondock Saints two is so bad that I feel personally obligated to start a movie review blog, devote myself to it so fully that it becomes successful and well respected, just so that after I am, ten years down the road, I can review this film with the authority to persuade those who would potentially see it to never do so.


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Nov 13

The French Gimlet

2 ounces Citadelle gin, or any other gin that isn’t especially dry, but isn’t an Indian style gin.
1 1/2 ounce St-Germain
1/2 ounce fresh lime juice

Very simple. Just put some large ice cubes in a cocktail glass, add the ingredients. Stir. Garnish with lime. Drink.


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