December 2008
14 posts
I am having a smörgåsbord
Dec 31st
Haiku about the Karaoke Master
He is Fifty Eight Stone faced against our laughter Karaoke King.
Dec 15th
“Nature does not know extinction; all it knows is transformation. Everything...”
– Wernher Von Braun, the opening quote of Beyond the Zero, book one of Gravity’s Rainbow, by Thomas Pynchon.
Dec 12th
“The lord knows the devil, and he only talks shit, only drinks whiskey from the...”
– Adam Turla
Dec 12th
A deep rooted longing
to be trapped inside a cabin with my friends after an avalanche, run out of food, and find out who the first guy to awkwardly suggest cannibalism would be. Adapted from: jennifur85
Dec 10th
Haiku about the Punisher
Only fifty lines, in the whole movie, spoken but hundreds are killed.
Dec 8th
A Haiku about Telemark Skiing That Will Blow Your...
Telemark Skiing is like being a haiku, listening to Phish
Dec 4th
Dec 3rd
“The United States has no diversity, American culture is compromised of McDonalds...”
– A Swiss kid who blames the US for having no cultural understanding of other countries because we don’t know anything about Switzerland except watches and chocolate.
Dec 3rd
Immature girls are the worst.
Dude: Yeah Jackie is hot as shit but she's so like... cold, man.
Bro: Yeah man, totally.
Dude: She just sat there all night like she was on a pedestal.
Bro: Weak man.
Dude: Yeah dude, she's like a pussy on a pedestal.
Bro: I hate that shit man.
Dude: I mean like, she's a total babe but she isn't even like... She's 19 I think
Bro: Lame!
Dude: Yeah man, I hate immature women.
Dec 3rd
This morning in three Haikus
I stare at the trees through the windshield of my car. blurred by the frost. - Ice gathers slowly and collects like crystal web. combatted by heat. - Hey, look, that guy is smoking pot in his champagne Chevrolet Corsica.
Dec 2nd
In the shack behind the CC club
In the shack behind the cc club, patrons gather to smoke. It’s too crowded inside so we, John and I, sit here instead. Out here there is a television, a heater and chairs, but no beer (apparently) because it is not allowed outside. There is a a sea of grey smoke and ash colored sweatshirts blanketed in black peacoats and heavy blazers. We, John and I, drown in it until Alex and Rip...
Dec 1st
Metahaiku
five syllables here seven syllables go here season refrence
Dec 1st
Haiku about your shark tooth necklace
Your shark tooth necklace sways gracefully through the air. Fight on, my nerd king.
Dec 1st